Photo by Erin Conner
Gas Men Rising
A creative spin on a natural issue
One day there was a man named Alex. He had extremely bad gas problems. Each morning he would take a pill to help with his problems.
“Ugh”. “I don’t feel good, I think I’m gassy again,” Alex whined after he got out of bed…
Today was Alex’s special day. He was going hiking! All by himself. Alex packed his bag and got ready to leave.
“Oh no! I almost forgot my pills!”
He quickly grabbed his pills and hopped in his “Fart Mobile.”
Alex drove down to the forest and got out of his “Fart Mobile.” He took his bag out of the trunk and started walking.
“Time to take a pill.”
Alex took a pill out of his bag, put it in his mouth, and took a sip of water. Alex was walking when he saw another person.
The person let out a huge fart. Alex ran to the person.
“Do you have fart problems too?”
The person was shocked but he said he did. Alex and that person became best friends.
THE END