Mrs. McGrath
I, Deborah McGrath, being of sound mind , do leave in my absence the following items and cherished memories. To my colleagues, I leave the glorious pile of still life props for future artistic use. Good luck finding a place to store them. To my jewelry partner, Cristie O’Neill , I leave the thousands of exquisite extra beads. Sorry I didn’t have time to sort them out . To My Studio Art colleagues, I leave the almost empty jars of acrylic paint, all orange and yellow of course. Last but not least to the ladies of the Art department I leave all my cozy cardigans that are floating around in that room . Don’t fight over them. There are enough to go around for everybody to get a few.